don't worry! it was funny! haha...heh.

Ok, so blogging is silly and self-indulgent and it's made fun of all the time on marriedtothesea.com, buuuut here we go again.
I mostly just want to tell you about this dream I had last night.
I had done something really bad, though I'm not sure what, and was locked in a shed with about 15 girls who were determined to kill me. I accepted my fate, but I said that if they really had to kill me , they'd have to do it quick and clean.
"I mean, let's not be barbarians, here." I said.
So one girl picked up a gun, and shot me in the side of my head. Strangely, it didn't kill me...which scared them, and kind of ticked me off. Another girl came at me with a broken bottle, which seemed like a really bad idea to me, what with the shards of glass and what not. That one just hit my neck and went into my shoulder. I had had enough.
So I said, "Shit! Just give me that knife!"
At which point a snatched a dagger from one of them and stabbed myself in the heart.
I still didn't die.
Nobody dared touch me after that. In fact, they started calling me insane because I guess it's tough to stab yourself...mentally.
So I just left the shed, and sat alone in a coffee shop with bullet holes and stab wounds all over the place. The end.
I actually think I do know what it means, or at least what it's related to, but probably won't get into it at the moment.
Until next time, savor the smell and action of shrink-wrapping. I do.